Friday, 14 June 2013

About me

Welcome to the mystical land of the mushrooms called MUSHTOPIA! I hope you are enjoying your time, seeing the great mushroom statue of former King, George the Red, the wonderful chap who gave me my position, or the huge Mushroom Forest or even the Mushroom Castle itself!
This is a picture of the Mushroom Castle
Oh I am so sorry, I forget to address myself, might as well do it now! Hello there, my name is Sir Benji Fluffingtons of Fluffington Palace, King of the Mushrooms himself! If you have absolutely no idea who I am, I am the one who rules over all the lands of Mushtopia. Tell me a mushroom and I can tell you its name, age, favorite food and what it is saying. This was one of the many powers I was gifted with, another gift would be my magic powers and my hat. Now I possess a special type of magic that has to do with total nonsense, at least to you normal people. For example, WABBAKAZOOIE! This spell, as you can see, and most likely feel, turns things, people, and animals into any mushroom of my choosing. This spell is quite dangerous, now let's turn you back into a human, WABBAKABLAM! That is just one of my mentioned gifts, the other that was mentioned was my hat
Now my hat is quite special, it is bottomless and is full of everything you can imagine, everything from dust to a blue whale to a bowling alley, rather spiffing, don't you say.
Now go out there and enjoy your day in Mushtopia, and stay up to date for the next issue of.....THE FLUFFINGTON POST!!!


  1. Is it okay if I share this with my stoller firends?

    1. Only if you do not mention my name, Only Sir Benji Fluffingtons

  2. Tre spiffing, kara sinjoro, tre, tre spiffing.